Email Spoof Disclaimer


IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual

addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is

confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons

with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious

beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination,

distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either

explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.


Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context

somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no

grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the

transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on

borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear

of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden

message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that 

Alert Notice from Microsoft.


However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your

computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you

have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg

whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.



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